On the rather dashing day of April 28, 2025, MicroStrategy sashayed into the SEC’s parlour with a fresh Form 8-K. Not long after, the ever-ebullient Executive Chairman, Michael Saylor, took to the digital soapbox of X to trumpet their latest Bitcoin heist—er, acquisition.
Apparently, our dear Strategy has plumped up its coffers by an extra 15,355 BTC, shelling out a mere $1.42 billion—at an average price of $92,737 a pop. One might almost call it a bargain in a world gone crypto-crazy.
This bold ballet of accumulation now swells their Bitcoin chest to a rather cheeky 553,555 BTC. And for the fiscally curious, that’s a tidy total of about $37.90 billion spent, at an average of $68,459 per shining digital coin. Bravo, bravissimo! 🎩
Record-Breaking Bitcoin Treasury
Such audacity has, thus far, yielded a year-to-date BTC return of 13.7% in 2025—a heady cocktail of price appreciation and savvy treasury management, if ever there was one.
With reserves burgeoning like a playwright’s ego on opening night, MicroStrategy now struts the stage as a curious hybrid: part business intelligence virtuoso, part Bitcoin ETF doppelgänger. One wonders if the next move might be issuing a cryptocurrency-themed musical. 💃🕺
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