In the grand tradition of the Discworld, where wizards bicker over spells and goblins argue about interest rates, Mike Novogratz has taken to the digital ether to defend two sacred cows: Caitlin Clark, a WNBA star whose skills could make a troll weep, and Bitcoin, a cryptocurrency so controversial it could spark a revolution in a library.
Novogratz: Basketball, Bitcoin, and the Perils of Being Right
Novogratz, a man whose love for Bitcoin is as fiery as the Ankh-Morpork City Watch’s annual bonfire, recently pondered a mystery: Why do some WNBA players dislike Caitlin Clark? “I can’t understand why the WNBA players hate @CaitlinClark22 or why anyone hate $BTC!!” he tweeted. “The corn and the Iowa girl are pretty damn great in my mind!!!”
I can’t understand why the WNBA players hate @CaitlinClark22 or why anyone hate $BTC!! The corn and the Iowa girl are pretty damn great in my mind!!!
— Mike Novogratz (@novogratz) July 21, 2025
Novogratz, a self-proclaimed “Bitcoin oracle,” believes BTC will hit $1 million per coin. He’s not alone in this prophecy, though he’s quick to point out that some “ancient financial relics” like Warren Buffett and the late Charlie Munger (both presumably using slide rules and enjoying the smell of old paper money) disagree. “Their grandchildren will get it,” Novogratz quipped, “or they’ll inherit my Bitcoin and thank me from the afterlife.”
Kiyosaki’s Crash Course in Market Mayhem
Meanwhile, financial guru Robert Kiyosaki, author of Rich Dad Poor Dad and a man who once turned a mortgage crisis into a bestseller, warned of impending doom. “BUBBLES are about to start BUSTING,” he declared. “When bubbles bust, odds are gold, silver, and Bitcoin will bust too. Good news. If prices crash… I will be buying.”
BUBBLES are about to start BUSTING.
When bubbles bust odds are gold, silver, and Bitcoin will bust too.
Good news.
If prices of gold, silver, and Bitcoin crash…. I will be buying.
Take care.
— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) July 21, 2025
Kiyosaki’s strategy? Buy low, cry less. It’s a time-honored tactic, much like buying discounted troll cheese at a Discworld market sale. “If the market crashes, it’s just a sale,” he said. “I’ll be there with a basket and a grin.”
In the end, whether it’s basketball or blockchain, the Discworld teaches us that chaos is inevitable—and occasionally profitable. 🏀🔮💸
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