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Alright, folks, here’s the deal. Max Keiser, Bitcoin maximalist extraordinaire and the guy advising El Salvador’s president on all things BTC, has once again gone full-on Nostradamus. He hops on his X account (yeah, that’s Twitter, but with a mid-life crisis makeover) and doubles down on his eye-popping, jaw-dropping prediction: $2,200,000 per Bitcoin in the future. Sure… why not? Let’s all buy a yacht while we’re dreaming, huh? 🎢
Oh, Michael Saylor, You’re Trying. Bless Your Heart 🚀
Keiser had some *choice words*—which are basically his everyday words—for Michael Saylor and the Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy, because apparently being an attention seeker runs deep there). You know these guys, they’ve been hoarding Bitcoin like it’s toilet paper during a pandemic since 2020. But guess what? All their shopping sprees don’t mean squat when it comes to BTC’s protocol. Yeah, Michael, it’s not changing. It’s like trying to change Larry David’s shoe preferences—good luck with that! 😂
Bitcoin is unique in the world (and history) of money & finance in that, by definition, there is, and can never be, a single point of failure.
It doesn’t matter how much Bitcoin $MSTR buys.
They can never change the protocol.
In fact they favor protocol ‘ossification’…
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) March 19, 2025
So here’s the kicker: Keiser says, “They can never change the protocol.” You stack Bitcoin, you ossify the protocol, no harm, no foul. Bitcoin stays predictable, people keep calling it “digital gold,” and, let’s be honest, it gives everyone something to debate endlessly over cocktails they can no longer afford. 🥂
$2,200,000 Per Bitcoin? Sure, Let Me Call My Accountant… Wait, I Don’t Have One 💸
And then, drumroll please 🥁, Keiser pulls out his classic prediction again. $2,200,000 per Bitcoin is “in play.” That’s right—two MILLION bucks, folks. By “in play,” I think he means “somewhere in the realm of things that don’t happen, yet we’ll talk about it anyway.”
He’s betting on Bitcoin’s super-strength “game theory.” Basically, it’s the stuff that makes economists look like they’re trying to explain calculus to a goldfish. In short: nation-states and institutions will join the party, stack up BTC, and keep the adoption ball rolling. It’s like an endless episode of musical chairs, but with people yelling “Satoshi!” instead of jumping for a seat. 🪑
If the US is anything to go by, it looks like it’s happening already. Trump whipped out an executive order (probably after asking someone what Bitcoin actually is) to form the US Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. And now Uncle Sam owns almost 200K BTC—about $16.8 billion in traditional non-fantasy money. Honestly, they’ve probably just lost the private keys already. 🤷♂️
In Current-Can-I-Still-Afford-Rent News: Bitcoin is sitting pretty at $84,290 a pop right now, and everyone’s waiting for Jerome Powell to chop interest rates again. Yep, classic “Fed saves the day” move right there. I mean, sure, why wouldn’t Bitcoin shoot up while everyone’s panicking? Seems reasonable. Or is it just me? 🧐
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