NFTs Go Bananas! Bitcoin Beats Ethereum Like a Drunken Stepchild!

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Hold onto your hats, folks! According to CryptoSlam (which sounds like a wrestling move, but okay), NFT sales have skyrocketed like a rocket-powered kangaroo-up 37.41% to $88.29 million! That’s enough to buy a small country… or at least a really fancy sandwich. 🚀🥪

  • NFT sales jumped 37% because apparently, people still think JPEGs are worth their weight in gold. 🤷‍♂️
  • $X@AI BRC-20 NFTs led the pack with a $17.1M sale-probably bought by the same guy who thinks “investing” in Beanie Babies was a good idea.
  • Bitcoin overtook Ethereum like a tortoise who finally remembered where he left his espresso. ☕🐢

The market’s hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna! Buyers climbed 22.90% (probably fueled by FOMO and bad decisions), sellers rose 24.17% (smart people cashing out before the crash), and transactions jumped 10.54% (because why not?).

$X@AI BRC-20 NFTs: The Unstoppable Money Firehose 💸

$X@AI BRC-20 NFTs on Bitcoin are now #1 with $23.14 million in sales-a 1,099.81% surge! That’s not growth; that’s a financial seizure. The collection had just 12 transactions, 12 buyers, and 12 sellers. Coincidence? Or a secret society of crypto wizards? 🧙‍♂️

DMarket on Mythos dropped to second with $6.04 million, up 14.37%. They had 166,295 transactions, proving once again that quantity ≠ quality.

YES BOND on BNB climbed to third with $2.72 million, up 24.76%. Only 2 sellers? Either they’re geniuses or hostages. 🏴‍☠️

CryptoPunks secured fourth with $2.69 million-because nothing says “I’m rich” like a pixelated avatar from 2017.

Pudgy Penguins surged to fifth at $2.39 million. Adorable name, questionable life choices.

Courtyard on Polygon tumbled 56.09% to $2.19 million. Ouch. Someone call a medic. 🚑

Bitcoin Beats Ethereum Like It’s 2009 Again 🥊

Bitcoin (BTC) is now the top blockchain for NFTs with $29.95 million in sales-up 144.41%! Ethereum (ETH) is crying in its smart-contract beer at $27.57 million. BNB Chain held third with $7.00 million, which is still more than I’ve ever made in my life. 😭

Mythos Chain secured fourth ($6.17 million), Immutable (IMX) placed fifth ($3.26 million), and Base surged to sixth ($3.11 million). Polygon (POL) dropped to seventh ($3.09 million), and Solana (SOL) placed eighth ($2.89 million). It’s like the crypto version of musical chairs, but with more regret.

Top NFT Sales: Because Someone Has Too Much Money 💰

A $X@AI BRC-20 NFT sold for $17.13 million (195.0081 BTC). That’s either a masterpiece or money laundering-jury’s still out. Two more $X@AI sales followed ($4.70M and $1.32M), because why stop at one bad decision?

Two CryptoPunks rounded out the top five:

  • CryptoPunks #8739 sold for $137,628.00 (47 ETH)-enough to buy a house… or a pixel.
  • CryptoPunks #5192 sold for $120,509.34 (38.5 ETH)-because art is subjective, and so is sanity.

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2026-01-03 11:50