So, here’s the deal. A U.S. district court finally said, “Yeah, sure, go ahead,” to a class action lawsuit against Nvidia and their big cheese, Jensen Huang. Why? Because apparently, they’ve been playing hide-and-seek with over $1 billion in crypto revenue, stuffing it into their gaming drawer like it’s last season’s socks. Classic Nvidia-always mixing up the laundry.
And get this: they tried to argue that their crypto mining chatter didn’t move the stock price. Right, because investors are just sitting there sipping tea, completely unfazed. Judge Gilliam Jr. wasn’t buying it, though. He’s like, “Nice try, but no cigar.”
The Great Crypto-Gaming Mix-Up
Back in the wild days of 2017-2018, when crypto was hotter than a New York summer, Nvidia was out here telling investors, “Oh, yeah, you’re buying gaming GPUs.” But surprise! Those GPUs were basically crypto miners in disguise. Then the crypto market took a nosedive, and Nvidia was left with more unsold inventory than a Black Friday clearance sale. Stock price? Plummeted faster than my motivation on a Monday morning.
The plaintiffs, bless their hearts, sued in 2018, claiming Nvidia hid $1.3 billion in crypto revenue and that Huang was out there downplaying demand like it was no big deal. Remember when he said crypto was just “an extra bit of juice”? Yeah, turns out it was more like the whole smoothie. And that special crypto SKU chip? Just a fancy way to say, “Look over here while we juggle the books over there.”
Nvidia’s defense? “We didn’t mean to influence anyone!” Judge Gilliam Jr. was like, “Uh-huh, and I’m supposed to believe that?” He even pulled out an internal email as evidence. Oops.
“They thought their stock price was high because of those statements. So, yeah, no price impact? Sure, Jan.”
Long story short, the class action is a go, and there’s a hearing on April 21. Popcorn, anyone?
When the Crypto Party Ends
Then came 2018, when the crypto bubble popped like a cheap balloon. Nvidia admitted miners were buying gaming GPUs (shocker) and that their inventory had ballooned 36%. Stock price? Down 4.9%. Then they cut revenue again, blaming crypto demand. CFO Colette Kress finally fessed up that gaming revenues missed expectations because of all that unsold stuff. Stock price? Down another 28.5%. Ouch.
Oh, and let’s not forget the SEC slapping Nvidia with a $5.5 million fine for not telling investors that miners were their main squeeze. Because transparency is apparently optional.
So, what’s the lesson here? Maybe don’t mix crypto and gaming like it’s a bad cocktail. Or, you know, just be honest. But where’s the fun in that?
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