OMG! Pakistan’s AI U? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next! 🤯

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Oy vey! Pakistan, you say? Punjab, no less! Maryam Nawaz, the big she-boss, is talkin’ ’bout buildin’ a fancy-schmancy Artificial Intelligence University in Lahore! In Turkey, of all places! What is this, a sitcom? 🤣

She says this AI thingamajig will revolutionize education! Like, suddenly everyone will be Einstein? Especially the girls! Because, you know, girls need AI to, uh, do girl things? 🤔

Apparently, teachin’ girls is her big thing. Like, the rest of the world is just sittin’ around twiddlin’ their thumbs while Maryam saves the day with AI! A regular Mother Teresa with algorithms! 😇

The goal? To train students in the mystical arts of AI! So they can… uh… be trained! For a fast-changin’ world! And create new opportunities! Like openin’ a falafel stand with robotic arms! 🥙🤖

Maryam declared, “AI-based education is changin’ the landscape!” Yeah, and I’m changin’ my socks. This is gonna be yuge! Or maybe just mildly interestin’. 🤷‍♀️

She’s ridin’ the coattails of Nawaz and Shehbaz Sharif, those other big shots. Buildin’ on their “progress.” Which is like sayin’ she’s standin’ on a very shaky pile of… good intentions! 😅

Get this: 4,000 schools got “better facilities”! Digital learnin’ rooms with touchscreens! No more chalkboards! Next thing you know, they’ll have hoverboards and teleportation! 🚀

And 50,000 students get scholarships! Based on skills, not connections! Can you believe it? And 30,000 teachers hired fairly! This is like a socialist utopia, but with more PowerPoint presentations! 🤩

She’s also buildin’ a “Nawaz Sharif Internet City”! A hub of internetness! To make Pakistan “tech-forward”! Which is like puttin’ a spoiler on a donkey cart! 🐴

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2025-04-14 19:17