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Bustabit, the so-called “original crash game,” has managed to operate for over ten years without a single credible accusation of fraud. 🧐 Impressive, one might think, until you realize it’s like praising a monk for not stealing-it’s literally their job. Still, in an industry where trust is as rare as a honest politician, Bustabit’s 40,000 BTC in payouts and 2.3M BTC wagered are nothing to sneeze at. Transactions are instant, fees are minimal, and manual approvals are as extinct as good manners. Truly, a marvel of mediocrity.

In a rather scholarly post, the esteemed on-chain data platform Glassnode provided its astute analysis. Oh, how profound their words sound: “Since July, Bitcoin has continuously failed to climb back to the cost basis of those fortunate souls who bought high. A sad tale indeed.” The market, it seems, is behaving like a misbehaving child, constantly failing to live up to expectations.

Now, if you’re squinting at them charts like a mole in sunlight, the short-term picture ain’t exactly a picnic. Them strong horizontal supports at $108,000 and $106,000? Turned into resistances faster than a politician changes promises. And the price? Sittin’ below the trendline like a hound dog under a porch. If this freefall don’t stop soon, $98,000 might be the next whistle-stop on this wild ride. And if that happens, the bull market might as well pack its bags and head for the hills. 🐂🚀

Ah, stablecoins! When they first pranced into the financial ballroom like flamboyant dandies in silk waistcoats, they promised us revolution. No more bowing to banks that take four days to move a dime, as if transporting money were akin to hauling a creaky wooden cart across the Ural Mountains in winter! 🐴❄️ No more paying tsarist tolls for wire transfers! Stablecoins would be swift, cheap-nay, freedom itself in digital form! Near-instant settlements! Fees so low they could hide under a coin’s edge!