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After a long consolidation that spanned years, the XRP open interest had begun to surge back in November 2024, and this continued into 2025. By January 2025, the open interest surged above the $8 billion level for the first time in history to set new all-time highs. While the XRP price did not hit new all-time highs at this time, it also cleared the $3.2 level as it followed the trajectory of the open interest, much like a well-trained puppy following its master. 🐶

The celestial scribes at Shibburn have chronicled that over the past seven days, the burn rate of SHIB, a metric as vital to the community as the sun is to the earth, has plummeted by nearly 100%. Despite this, the SHIB faithful have not faltered in their ritual of sending 46,451,929 SHIB to the digital void, known in the vernacular as “dead wallets.” These tokens, now eternally locked away, have been ceremoniously removed from the circulating supply, a sacrifice to the gods of the blockchain.

Indeed, the chorus sings of a high not seen before; a record-breaking performance that echoes through the cryptosphere. Bravo! 👏

On the social platform X, Mr. Wertheimer has penned a treatise that has set the tongues of the crypto community wagging with fervour. He posits that Bitcoin is on the cusp of a “generational run,” a phrase that, while not entirely novel, carries with it the weight of a prophecy that could retire one’s bloodline, as he so eloquently puts it. 🌟

As the cryptocurrency landscape grows from a toddler’s tantrum to something resembling a well-behaved teenager, the need for fancy analytics has blossomed like a dandelion in an open field. These tokens are becoming as indispensable as a good pie on a Sunday afternoon.

According to the wise sages at Swissblock, this sudden surge in Ethereum seems to be fueled by capital fleeing from Bitcoin as traders start to cash in their chips. You see, historically, Bitcoin’s bullish waves this year have lasted anywhere from two to four weeks, and with the current rally stretching into its twelfth day, it’s starting to look like the tide might be turning. 🌊

EigenCloud, or EigenLayer, or whatever they’re calling it these days (EIGEN), is up 15% in the past 24 hours. That’s like me getting 15% more complaints from my wife in a day 😂. Trading volume is more than double, and it’s now hanging out around $1.45. This rally is like a party, and everyone’s invited… to the ascending channel that’s been going on since early July on the 4-hour chart 📈.

The latest SEC dossier reveals that Sir Thiel has acquired a staggering 9.1% of BMNR. Yes, that’s the stock trading under the rather delightful name of Bitmine Immersion Technologies, helmed by none other than the venerable Tom Lee—no relation to any automobile, I assume!

In a recent missive to the crypto community, Draper, with a flourish of his digital quill, penned a message that while Bitcoin remains a transformative force—its global recognition, transparency, and security are undeniable—clinging to it like a shipwrecked sailor to a plank of wood is to miss the broader horizon. Draper envisions a world where the true value lies in the vast and varied landscape of blockchain applications, far beyond the confines of BTC. 🌍