Satsuma’s BTC Bonanza: Tea, Cricket, and a Dash of Digital Gold Rush! 🍵💰

This digital gold rush was fueled by the usual suspects: ParaFi, Pantera Capital, Kraken, and Digital Currency Group-names that sound like they belong to a Victorian-era investment syndicate, not a bunch of crypto bros with too much caffeine and not enough sleep. The fundraising, one might say, is the UK’s most significant Bitcoin heist since the 18th-century East India Company decided to monetize its tea leaves.







