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The uptick in trading volume hints that Dogecoin holders might be quietly accumulating their digital fortunes, much like squirrels hoarding acorns before winter. Yet, DOGE’s price has been anything but stable, plummeting from a lofty $0.2269 to a humbler $0.2153 in the same period. Investors, now seized by the specter of uncertainty regarding potential U.S. rate cuts, have turned the meme coin’s market into a rollercoaster ride without seatbelts.

All this has caused a ripple, no, a tidal wave, in the digital sea, making API3 not merely a sparrow but a roaring eagle of the day’s gains on CoinGecko. And with that, the token has sprinted from the shadows into the limelight of trending coins – bravely exposing itself to market primitives, warts and all.

It seems Ethereum is making a gusty comeback, like a particularly confident elephant at a fruit stand.

As scams bloom like mold in a damp basement, Governor JB Pritzker, with the solemnity of a tsar signing decrees, has inked two bills-SB1797 and SB2319-the first of their kind in the Midwest. A bold statement: “We’re not your crypto casino, buddy.” 🃏

Behold! Saylor tweeted an image of himself-AI-generated, of course-looking like he just walked off the set of “Conan the Cryptobarian.” 🛡️ Armor? Check. Shield? Obviously. Caption? A soul-stirring two-word manifesto: “Bitcoin Forever.” It’s like he’s daring the crypto gods to test his resolve. Spoiler: They won’t. This man would HODL through a volcanic eruption.

This climb, though steady, is not without its critics. The token has gained 13% over the past week and nearly 30% in the last month, yet it remains more than 50% shy of its all-time high of $52.70, a peak reached in May 2021. But who counts the steps when the mountain is in sight? 🏔️

August 19th (possibly a date foretold by a nervous accountant) arrived with the grand announcement: crypto lending services-introduced mere moons ago by the likes of Upbit and Bithumb-are simply too much like trying to teach a goldfish to juggle. The FSC decided they’re in a “legal gray area”, which is somewhere between a shadowy alley and a bureaucratic blender-unnecessary risks and users potentially getting turned into unpaid interns.

With a market climbing higher than a cat in a tree, dazzling on-chain stats, and a fancy new institutional playground, SEI promises a future brighter than a neon sign in Vegas.

They’re promising faster transactions AND a pre-confirmation system. Milliseconds, they say. Milliseconds! As if I’ve got nothing but milliseconds to spare. Still, it sounds marginally less frustrating than waiting forever for something to go through. And bless their hearts, they’re trying to make fees make sense with an EIP-1559 inspired mechanism. It’s going to be a minimum of 3 gFRI which, frankly, is still a price tag I need to sit down and contemplate with a large glass of something bubbly. 🥂