Bitmine’s Meteoric 3,000% Ascent: Is This the Can-Can or Merely a Crypto Con?
BMNR shares, in an overt display of athleticism typically reserved for lottery numbers or cartoon characters, have more than doubled on Thursday, vaulting past $140 and eagerly testing the elasticity of reason with a 3,000% rally—announced alongside their ambition to gather $250 million for an ether shopping spree.🥂