🚨Crypto Chaos: US Government Tries NOT to Mess This Up (Again) 😅
Acting Chairman Caroline D. Pham of the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) stepped up to the mic on August 21, 2025, announcing their latest attempt at regulating digital assets. Spoiler alert: it involves more meetings and reports. This marks phase two of their grand plan after last month’s Crypto Sprint, which focused on spot trading. Now they’re tackling everything else from the President’s Working Group on Digital Asset Markets report. Because why solve problems in one sprint when you can stretch them out? 🦿📚






