Alameda Research Unstakes $35M in Solana: Will It Go Back to Creditors?
They were planted (or rather, maliciously “staked”) in the gloomy autumn of 2020, worth then a mere thirty-five-odd pieces of pocket change. There they lay, fermenting existential dread and compound interest-a fiscal stench of possibility-until this very moment when, with the dignity of a bankrupt archangel discovering the last dented halo, the wallet hiccups and vomits forth its riches. 🤢✨







