The European continent, not content with history’s previous upheavals, now watches as its sturdiest institutions—wreathed in boredom and respectable pinstripes—tiptoe into the swirling carnival of crypto. And who leads? Germany’s banking giants, less swashbuckling pirates than fastidious librarians with a newfound taste for digital moonshine. 🍻
Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) is still going all-in on Bitcoin, with a stash of nearly 600,000 BTC. That’s a lot of faith in a single asset 🤯.
The rate of XRP has risen by 4.26% over the last 24 hours. 🚀
Bitcoin tried to break through the $110,000 barrier, but it was like trying to get through a crowded pub on a Friday night – it just wasn’t happening.
But, as is often the case, the roots of this phenomenon lay in the murky depths of politics and scandal. The FBI and Department of Justice, those bastions of truth and justice, had issued a statement on their review of the Jeffrey Epstein files. And, in a twist that would have been laughable were it not so tragic, they claimed to have found no evidence of a client list.
Last year, Monster Hunter Wilds experienced unprecedented success within the series. However, its PC version has faced significant criticism due to performance problems. Despite these ongoing concerns, Capcom initially planned to present at the annual Japanese game developers conference CEDEC. Nevertheless, they have since withdrawn from the event following a wave of online backlash.
Alas, poor Toncoin! After a sharp decline earlier this week, its aspirations for a golden visa have been dashed, following a firm denial from UAE authorities regarding claims that crypto investments could lead to residency eligibility. 😱
As CoinDesk’s esteemed analyst and Chartered Market Technician, Omkar Godbole, so astutely observes, “This is a daily technical analysis.” Ah, but what lies beneath the surface of this seemingly innocuous statement? 🤔
Can you conceive? Tokens, little digital phantoms of Apple (AAPLx), Tesla (TSLAx), and even that Saturnine behemoth, the S&P 500 ETF (SPYx), now flutter across BNB Chain as BEP-20s. The xStocks Alliance welcomes BNB Chain into its cabal—a brotherhood of exchanges and DeFi protocols, offering a theater for sixty equity tokens to cavort, as though the walls of reality itself have grown thin.
This token, much like a debutante at her first ball, has made a splash with a staggering 3,206.4% gain over the last 24 hours. Despite a brief stumble earlier in the day, it has recovered with aplomb, drawing over 16,000 transactions and a substantial $4.16 million in volume on Pump.fun. It is, in fact, the most traded token among today’s top performers, a true belle of the ball 🌟.
