Bitcoin, Beans, and Baffled Bankers: CPI Chaos Unleashed!
Shelter costs crept up a sly 0.2%, playing the starring role in our economic opera (“The Rent Is Too Damn High” appears in endless reruns). As for food, the universe demanded balance: you pay 0.3% more for your pizza in the wild, but grocery prices slink down by 0.1%. Only the bravest snails would bother to notice. 🍕🐌





