Tokenized Assets? SEC Says They Still Fall Under Securities – ‘Crypto Mom’ Speaks

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In a move so timely it could have been scripted by an overzealous dramaturge, Peirce issued this warning a mere fortnight after Robinhood unveiled its shiny new layer‑2 blockchain. You see, dear reader, Robinhood had the audacity to propose a framework for tokenizing real‑world assets, and Peirce, with all the enthusiasm of a cat guarding a fish market, was quick to remind them and others that blockchain, while nifty, doesn’t magically turn stocks into something they’re not. Tokenized securities, as we all know, are still securities under the law—rules and regs still apply! Magic wands don’t work here, folks. 🪄

Crypto Craziness Ensues 🚀

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Doctor Profit’s X post (whatever that may be – one assumes it’s a platform for the dissemination of crypto-gospel) declares that after nine weeks of languishing in the doldrums, Ethereum has finally broken free from the 50-day moving average, that great arbiter of crypto-success. This, we are assured, is a Very Good Sign, portending a future of untold riches and boundless growth.

New Elden Ring Movie Casting Rumor Reunites a Major James Bond Actor With Kit Connor

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If it’s accurate, this situation could lead to a reunion for Whishaw with Kit Connor, given their previous collaboration on the 2019 drama “Little Joe.” It was in May when Connor was first associated with the “Elden Ring” movie, and rumors indicated that a deal for him to be part of the cast was nearly finalized. Meanwhile, Whishaw has also appeared in projects such as “A Very English Scandal,” “Cloud Atlas,” “Mary Poppins Returns,” “Black Doves,” and the fourth season of “Fargo,” alongside his role as Q.

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HBAR Hits the Jackpot: Hedera Price Soars 12% in a Single Day!

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The daily HBAR/USDT chart published by ZAYK Charts (@ZAYKCharts) shows a clear breakout from a descending wedge pattern, which had formed through months of narrowing lower highs and lower lows. 📉 The breakout above the upper trendline indicates that the asset has exited the compression zone with some serious momentum. This technical pattern is often viewed as a bullish reversal, especially when accompanied by volume and market structure shifts. 💸

Is Crypto Trying to Make a Comeback? Congress Thinks So! 💸🚀

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Next week, for added zest, the US House of Representatives has set aside “Crypto Week” to debate some rather pivotal bills. Because, obviously, what could be more exciting than politicians chatting about digital assets? Their agenda: three significant proposals that may just bring some clarity—or at least a bit of theatrical spectacle—to the chaotic crypto scene. Say hello to the CLARITY Act, the Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act, and the GENIUS Act. For the sake of brevity, let’s just hope none of these turns into an elaborate game of “hot potato.”

Is XRP About to Go to the Moon? Analysts Predict a Whopping 250% Rally! 🚀

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Now, the astute market analysts, with their magnificent forecasts, whisper that XRP might triple its worth, flirting with the tantalizing number of $10. On the horizon, mighty BlackRock appears to be considering an XRP ETF, as strong inflows into BTC and ETH ETFs gather momentum. Can you imagine? Our dear XRP, taking its place among the titans! What a splendid thought! 😉