Binance Is Toast: How a Crypto Giant Crumbled Like My Last Diet 🍞💸

Let’s be real: Binance used to run this town like a mayor who never pays parking tickets. But now it’s got competition coming out of the woodwork like termites at a picnic. According to Bitcoin Sistemi (which sounds less like a data firm and more like a sci-fi villain’s prostate supplement), Binance’s global spot trading share dipped to 25% last December. That’s a 10% drop since November. At this rate, by March they’ll be trading Monopoly money for expired Groupons.

Argentina’s New Visa Card: Because Who Needs Cash Anyway? 🍋💳

Now, how does this magic trick work, you ask? It’s simple! Just lock away a mere 0.01 BTC, which is about the cost of a decent dinner (or a few cups of coffee if you’re feeling thrifty) – roughly $960 these days – and voila! You are bestowed with a credit line of a million pesos. That’s right, a million! As if money grows on trees or, better yet, Bitcoin grows on blockchain!

RPGs With Better Character Customization Than Cyberpunk 2077

As a huge fan of character customization, I’ve been looking at games that just offer a bit more than Cyberpunk 2077 does. Some have more choices for how your character looks, but others go even further with things like sliders and traits that actually impact how you play. Now, don’t get me wrong, I think Cyberpunk’s character creation is good, but there are definitely games out there where you can really lose yourself in making a character and feel like you’ve truly built someone new.

Xbox Game Pass Expands Its January Lineup With a Family-Friendly Game

Xbox Game Pass subscriptions recently became more expensive, especially the Ultimate plan, which saw a price increase of almost 50%. Microsoft explained this change by highlighting the service’s large collection of over 500 games and added benefits, like the Fortnite Crew membership included with Xbox Game Pass Ultimate. While some gamers aren’t happy with the higher cost, the different subscription levels allow those who want a basic game selection to choose a more affordable option.