Jupiter’s Leap: A Celestial Comedy of Tokens and Resistance

The drama, my dear reader, was not merely in the price-oh no!-but in the mechanics of distribution, a ballet of bureaucracy that would make even the most jaded bureaucrat blush. Jupiter [JUP], with a flourish worthy of a Shakespearean protagonist, confirmed its plan to scatter 200 million tokens like confetti at a carnival. Of this bounty, 175 million were destined for the fee-paying faithful, while a mere 25 million were tossed to the stakers, those patient souls who prefer to watch their gardens grow rather than dance in the whirlwind of speculation.





