Dogecoin at $1? Larry David-Style: The Price Is… What?

People keep predicting that Dogecoin will hit $1. It’s like a weather report that never changes-a lot of talk, and somehow you’re still surprised when it doesn’t snow money. Some folks pointed to DOGE ETFs as the magic button, but guess what? They exist, and DOGE is still doing the same slow shuffle. Groundhog Day with more memes.

Avalanche of Cash: NHN KCP and Ava Labs Forge Blockchain Alliance

Ah, South Korea’s NHN KCP, that bastion of capitalist ambition, has clutched the hand of Ava Labs in a partnership so grand, so audacious, it could only be described as a carnival of greed masquerading as innovation. Together, they shall forge a payment-centric network upon the altar of Avalanche technology, a system so swift it mocks the very concept of time itself. Or so they claim.

A Bloodborne Movie is Officially in the Works

Recently, the game Bloodborne has been in the news due to speculation about a remake and the yearly “Return to Yharnam” event, fueled by fans hoping for an updated version on PS5. Players have wanted a proper remaster or remake for a long time, and many thought FromSoftware, the game’s developer, might be too busy to work on it themselves, so they hoped Bluepoint Games would take on the project. However, when Bluepoint Games was closed down in March, many fans feared that a Bloodborne remake would never happen.