Historically, the minting of USDT is akin to a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat—everyone knows it’s a trick, but they still clap. This time, the rabbit is Bitcoin, and the hat is the crypto market, which has already risen by 1.80% in the past 24 hours. BTC, ever the show-off, has broken out from a bullish pattern, because why not add a little drama? 🎩
The firm has submitted its prospectus to the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), aiming to grace the New York Stock Exchange with its presence under the catchy ticker symbol “CRCL.” 🗼 This bold move is happening at a time when the U.S. government is seemingly developing a newfound love for all things crypto and blockchain. 🤺✨
They’ve asked the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York to give them a 60-day timeout to hash things out—because, you know, April 1 is the perfect day for such requests. 🙄
Oh, the drama! Crypto prices have been caught in the same old dance with stocks and bonds, and those pesky tariffs have everyone talking recession. Crypto investors are playing it safe, avoiding the risky stuff like the plague. “It’s all about ‘risk appetite’ which, at the moment, is less than a crumb,” quips Marc Ostwald, the clever chappie at ADM Investor Services International.
Bitcoin: the ultimate party animal of the crypto world. 🎉 And, it just so happens, it might be a useful hedge against inflation in the near future as market uncertainty is growing. But, let’s be real, it’s not just about the inflation, folks. It’s about the tech industry, baby! 🤖
Well, folks, it’s time to don your tinfoil hats and grab some popcorn, because April 5 is shaping up to be a wild ride for Bitcoin enthusiasts! 🎉 The US Department of the Treasury, in a move that’s equal parts intriguing and terrifying, will unveil the government’s Bitcoin (BTC) and cryptocurrency holdings. Because, you know, transparency is always a good idea… especially when it comes to the world’s most cryptic (pun intended) currency. 😏
Some market pundits, with the confidence of a fortune teller at a carnival, claim that Strategy’s $5.25 billion Bitcoin buying spree since February is the sole reason BTC hasn’t plummeted below $80,000. But let’s be real: Bitcoin’s lackluster performance predates President Trump’s January 21 announcement of 10% tariffs on Chinese imports. It’s almost as if Bitcoin has a mind of its own—or, more likely, no mind at all. 🤔
Imagine, if you will, a scenario where one wishes to donate or send payments on-chain, free from the incessant scrutiny of recipients or those pesky detectives who seem to have nothing better to do than check your identity and wallet balance. A noble aspiration, indeed!
As of All Fools’ Day (April 1, for the uninitiated), Cruz declared his intention to make Texas the undisputed champion of Bitcoin mining, presumably with a giant, glowing “OPEN FOR BUSINESS (AND GAS)” sign. The Digital Power Network, not ones to miss a party, cheered this move, while MARA Holdings endorsed it on X, claiming it’ll be a gas (reduction, that is) and “unlock stranded energy.” Because who doesn’t love a good treasure hunt for energy? 🏴☠️
Well, get this: American Bitcoin Corp., the company backed by Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump (you know, those two), is apparently going public! 🤯 According to Bloomberg, they’re planning a whole IPO extravaganza to raise some serious dough.
