The Trumped-Up Golden Gulp: A Cryptic Comedy of Errors

But this statue, affectionately dubbed “Don Colossus,” is not merely a tribute to a man with 34 felony counts (and counting). It is, as the New York Times delicately puts it, the centerpiece of a crypto venture so bizarre it could make a Broadway farce weep. Expect legal tussles, financial whiplash, and alliances forged in the fires of desperation.







