You’ll Never Guess Who Can’t Touch a Million Bitcoins
Schwartz’s reasoning is deliciously simple. Over seventeen years, minds meander, priorities mutate, and the notion that anyone could blithely ignore a fortune-$70-$80 billion, mind you-without even a tiny flutter of a transaction is, he opines, a fantasy more improbable than a hedgehog riding a unicycle across the Kremlin.

![The electronic structure of La3Ni2O7, revealed through density functional theory, indicates a low-energy band system describable by a minimal three-orbital model featuring degenerate [latex]w_2, w_3[/latex] levels and a deeper-lying [latex]w_1[/latex] level, where the interaction between these orbitals is governed by [latex]U^{\prime}=U^{\prime\prime}+J[/latex].](https://arxiv.org/html/2604.08221v1/x1.png)

