Michael Saylor’s Orange March: Losing $5B, Still Buying Bitcoin Like It’s Discount Day at Costco
“Orange march,” he says. “Orange march,” I say, picturing him in a tiny orange onesie, leading a parade of corporate suits through Wall Street while holding a sign that reads “BUY THE DIP” in glitter. Meanwhile, the rest of us are Googling “how to cry in public without looking like a person who needs therapy.” But Saylor? He’s out here turning drawdowns into a spectator sport. If I lost $5 billion, I’d just buy a yacht and forget about it. Not Saylor. No, he’s out here buying Bitcoin like it’s the last box of cereal at the grocery store during a blackout.
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