🚨 Quantum Cats Threaten Bitcoin’s Mouse: Coinbase’s Wild Warning! 🐱💰

Well, butter my biscuit! The folks over at Coinbase are sounding the alarm again, and this time it’s not about your aunt’s questionable NFT collection. David Duong, the big cheese in Coinbase’s research department, reckons quantum computers are plotting to upend Bitcoin’s apple cart. Not just your wallet, mind you-the whole shebang! Network, mining, the works. It’s like a tornado in a teacup, but with more zeros and ones. 🌪️💻

BTC’s Descent into the Abyss: $93K or Liquidation?

Let us recount the tale. For weeks, the bulls had paraded near $94,000, their banners flapping like purposeful pigeons, only to be summarily dispatched. The longs, those fragile souls who bet their futures on upward trajectories, watched their accounts dissolve into a smoldering heap of decimal points. Meanwhile, the ETFs-a modernist alchemy of trust and tragedy-shifted from inflows to outflows, shedding $243 million like a scolded child abandoning a trail ofат crackers. The folly! The repetition of cycles older than the internet itself.

The Winter Floating Festival Event Puzzles In DDV

The Winter Floating Festival is held on a special winter island. You can get there by using the portal in the Plaza, or by clicking the ‘Teleport’ button on the event page. The festival features five puzzles, but not all of them will be available right away – new ones will unlock as the event goes on.

Nvidia’s AI Breakthrough: Bitcoin Miners Are Now Brokers!

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang said the company’s next-generation Vera Rubin platform is already in “full production,” unveiling fresh details at CES in Las Vegas about hardware that he says can deliver five times the artificial-intelligence computing of Nvidia’s previous systems. Because who needs sleep when you can just upgrade your AI? 😴

Gamer Builds a GameStop in Their Own Home

GameStop is now one of the few remaining retail chains in the US dedicated to video games. Many game stores have closed or significantly reduced their size over time, largely because more people are now buying games online instead of physical copies. This has led many gamers to remember with nostalgia the game stores they visited as children that are no longer around.

Greatest M-Rated Games Nobody Remembers

While many M-rated games get a lot of attention, some have flown completely under the radar. These games, whether they’re older titles from when the ESRB rating system first started, or more recent releases, aren’t well-known to many adult gamers. Let’s explore a few of them.

Top 5 Most-Played Games on Xbox and PlayStation in 2025

The past year brought a lot of exciting game releases, from big-budget titles to those created by smaller independent teams. Indie games like Hollow Knight: Silksong and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 were particularly successful, selling millions of copies—Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 even won Game of the Year at The Game Awards 2025. Popular AAA games such as Mario Kart World and Battlefield 6 also drew in huge player bases. While 2025 saw many new releases, data shows that players also continued to enjoy older, established games.

Cryptocurrency Drama: MSCI’s Postponement Causes Market Merriment and Mishaps

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This sudden reprieve means that, for the present, firms hefty in digital assets can continue to parade themselves within the grand halls of investment. Even if Bitcoin (BTC), that most unpredictable of assets, accounts for more than half of their holdings-what a spectacle! The likes of Strategy, the largest holder of Bitcoin, breathe a sigh of relief, as their impending exile is temporarily postponed.