Saylor’s $100 Stock: A Bitcoin Bonanza or a Financial Farce?
You see, Strategy Inc., once a humble business intelligence outfit, has pivoted harder than a tipsy uncle at a wedding dance. Their software business? Mere pocket lint compared to their grand obsession: hoarding Bitcoin like it’s the last tin of caviar at a society soiree. As of April 16, 2026, they’ve amassed nearly 780,897 Bitcoins, splurging a cool $58.04 billion at an average of $75,580 per coin. Dash it all, that’s enough to make a fellow’s head spin faster than a roulette wheel at Monte Carlo.







