Investment Policy

If, by some miracle, we are indeed at the bottom (we can only hope), some might predict a v-shaped recovery. How quaint. However, considering liquidity remains as elusive as ever, this rosy scenario might be a tad too optimistic. Let’s not kid ourselves: the market sentiment is still more “doom” than “boom.” And with that, who knows? A short squeeze could make an unwelcome guest appearance, pushing prices higher in a manner so dramatic that even the most seasoned traders might find themselves clutching their pearls. In short, it’s still a dangerous time for Bitcoin enthusiasts, and erratic price swings could continue to be the order of the day. ⏳

This partnership promises to bring more investment, technology, and growth to Vietnam’s finance and crypto scene. Or, as I like to call it, “Money, Tech, and More Money: The Musical!” 🎶

Kraken has unleashed its Krak Mastercard, a debit card that lets you spend crypto like it’s going out of style. Anywhere Mastercard is accepted, you can tap-to-pay while Kraken does the crypto-to-fiat tango in the background. 🕺💃

Arizona and New Hampshire stand nearby, watching with the indecision of men who wish to leap into icy waters but lack the courage to plunge. Their laws exist, yes, but their wallets remain sealed-perhaps like hearts locked after tragedy. 😔