Death Bets or Just a Bad Case of Capitol Hill Drama?
In a move that screams “We’re totally in touch with the youth,” Senator Adam Schiff has introduced the Discouraging Exploitative Assassination, Tragedy, and Harm Betting in Event Trading Systems Act-or, as we’ll all inevitably call it, the DEATH BETS Act. Because nothing says “serious legislation” like an acronym that sounds like a bad horror movie.


