Bitwise’s HYPE Train: ETF or Just Another Crypto Circus? 🎪
The proposed Bitwise Hyperliquid ETF would, in theory, hold actual HYPE tokens-because apparently, the financial world has decided that “backed by real assets” now includes digital confetti. The filing is about as detailed as a politician’s promise, omitting key details like which exchange it’ll trade on, the ticker symbol, or, you know, how much it’ll cost. Priorities, people!







