Japan’s New PM & Bitcoin: A $1M Gamble? 🚀💰

Meanwhile, Arthur Hayes, that sartorially splendid oracle of crypto, has declared Japan’s stimulus a prelude to “fiat money printing,” which, he insists, will see Bitcoin rocket to $1 million. “Translation: Let’s print money to hand out to folks,” he quipped on X, as if orchestrating a grand financial waltz. 🎩🚀

GPT-5’s Crypto Collapse: AI’s Financial Fiasco 🚨

O wretched GPT-5, whose returns plummeted with the grace of a falling apple! A loss of 64.22%, a total of $6,367 lost, a tale of despair. 🚩📉 The leaderboard, a stage of chaos, reveals that even the most advanced models are but jesters in the court of finance. 🎭

🚀 Siemens & B2C2: Blockchain FX Revolution or Just Fancy Buzzword Bingo? 🤑

According to a Bloomberg report (yes, the same folks who make financial news sound like a soap opera), this service lets both companies shuffle US dollars, British pounds, and euros across borders faster than a politician dodging a tough question. Traditional banks? Oh, they’re still stuck in the “weekdays only” mindset, taking their sweet time to process payments while the rest of us have moved on to blockchain’s 24/7 party. 🎉

All Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trade Codes, Listed

Pokémon Legends: Z-A’s trade codes make trading Pokémon much easier. Instead of arranging trades with random people online, these codes instantly connect you with someone who wants what you have, and vice versa, saving you a lot of time and effort.

Worst Versions Of Batman

This team of heroes fumbles around Gotham, solving crimes with almost no skill, and falls far short of being called the ‘World’s Greatest Detective.’ They’re simply not very good at their jobs.

Solo Leveling’s Best Episode Has Finally Been Dethroned

The anime series Solo Leveling debuted in early 2024 and quickly became a hit with fans. While the story is fairly straightforward, it’s highly entertaining. Due to its popularity, a second season was announced soon after the first finished and released in Winter 2025. Solo Leveling Season 2 improved upon the first, offering even better action and storytelling. The series consistently received near-perfect scores, and its best episode earned a remarkable 9.6 rating on IMDb, demonstrating its dominance in the anime world.