JPMorgan Goes Crypto: MONY Fund on Ethereum 🤑

Well, well, well, look who’s finally showing up to the tokenized finance party-JPMorgan Asset Management! They’ve launched their first on-chain money market fund, cleverly named the My Onchain Net Yield Fund (MONY). Yes, MONY. Because nothing says “we’re serious about finance” like a name that sounds like a Monopoly currency. 🤑 It’s live on the Ethereum blockchain, which is a big deal for a bank that probably still faxes documents. 📠

Best Open-World Games for Unleashing Your Worst Impulses

It’s impressive when games let you choose to be truly evil, especially when those choices have meaningful consequences and are as fleshed out as the heroic paths. If you’re willing to explore your darker side, check out these open-world games that offer plenty of opportunities for villainy.

The Quantum Threat to Blockchain

As quantum computing advances, the foundations of blockchain security are increasingly at risk, demanding a proactive shift towards quantum-resistant cryptography.

Ingenious Gamer Created a Doomsday-Ready GBA Frankenstein Console

The Game Boy Advance (GBA), first launched in 2001, was Nintendo’s follow-up to the classic Game Boy and Game Boy Color. It featured several improvements, including new shoulder buttons, a bigger screen, better sound quality, and smaller game cartridges. The GBA could play both new games designed specifically for it and older Game Boy games. Nintendo has added some popular GBA titles, like Mr. Driller 2 and Super Mario Advance, to its Nintendo Switch Online library for subscribers. In 2003, Nintendo released an updated version called the Game Boy Advance SP, which folded up for portability, had a lit screen, and used a rechargeable battery.

MetaMask Finally Adds Bitcoin… After 10 Months of Teasing! 🚀

Ten months ago, in a moment of digital deja vu, MetaMask teased the world with the promise of Bitcoin, only to keep us waiting like a child counting down to Christmas. 🎄 But here we are, with Bitcoin now joining the ranks of supported assets from the Ethereum, Solana, Monad, and Sei blockchains in a blockchain tango. 💃🕺