Bulgakovian Crypto Prophecy: Hold the Line or Face the Fiat Apocalypse!

“Behold the eternal cycle!” he cackled, waving a chart of Bitcoin’s mood swings like a mad conductor. 🎼📉 “Up they go, down they plunge, and lo! The sheeple panic-sell! How delightfully predictable!” He dismissed fiat as the currency of “a bankrupt circus run by clowns in pinstripes” 🤡🎪, adding that fleeing to dollars is like trading your soul for a used car. 🚗💨






