Russian Crypto Mining Registry: From Siberian Power Drains to Comedy Gold
Imagine this: you’re a humble crypto miner, just you and your humming machines. Suddenly, you need to cobble together serial numbers, device models, and your favorite brand of extension cord (okay, maybe not that last one) just to stay legal. The authorities, who’ve apparently run out of actual criminals, now want your GPU’s life story. Mazel tov!