Bitcoin’s Nervous Breakdown: Will It Snap or Nap?
Just last week, our beleaguered hero plunged from a rakish $96,000 to the sullen depths beneath $88,000-its most abject performance since the Great Meme Crash of ’25 (or was it ’23? History blinks). Yet, in the catacombs beneath the chart, where data squirms like blind fish, whispers stir. The bears, those grizzled pessimists in trench coats and frowns, appear spent-exhausted by their own success. Could it be? Are they developing existential fatigue from all that growling?
![Within a spherically symmetric conformal flow, the Jang slope [latex]Q(r)[/latex] increases monotonically from zero at the horizon, approaching a limiting value of one only asymptotically-a behavior that avoids the finite radius breakdown observed in the Jang/zero divergence system.](https://arxiv.org/html/2601.15359v1/x3.png)
