As per DappRadar (who I assume are the cool kids now), over the last 18 months, AI has gone from “what’s that?” to “we can’t live without it.” LLMs summarize governance (because who has time to read that?), agents rebalance portfolios (finally, something to blame for my losses), and bots execute on-chain strategies in real time (or, as I call it, “the robot takeover”). Investors are throwing money at this like it’s a Seinfeld reunion tour – by June 26, 2025, AI-agent projects had raised $1.39B year-to-date. That’s a lot of soup Nazis. 🍲