Quantum Spaghetti and Bitcoin Armageddon? VanEck CEO Sounds the Alarm on Cryptocurrency\’s Existential Dilemma 🕳️💥
VanEck CEO Jan van Eck, a man whose warnings rival the ominous doors of an unmarked spaceship, recently declared on CNBC that Bitcoin’s survival hinges on fixing “fundamental technological concerns.” If the asset management firm smells even a whiff of quantum existential dread, it’ll exit stage-left with the grace of a confused parrot truly abandoning crypto. 🐦✈️





