Bored Ape Yacht Club: Billion-Dollar Dust Bunnies

In a universe where logic walks barefoot and Newton’s laws take vacations, the Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) stands as a monument to the sheer audacity of gullibility. Launched in 2021 as if someone thought JPEGs could transcend their own nullity, this project turned “vibes only” into a multi-billion-dollar punchline.

