Will CZ Escape the Clutches of Justice? Trump’s Bold Pardon Plot Unveiled! 🚀🤔

According to a whisper from the shadowy corridors of Fox Business-those bastions of reliable journalism-Charles Gasparino, the oracle of insider scoops, claims that the White House is flirting with notions of pardoning CZ. Rumor has it they believe the “case” against this Chinese-Canadian wizard of crypto is “weak,” perhaps even as flimsy as a feather in the wind-or so they hope. Meanwhile, US authorities accuse CZ and his empire of AML breaches so grand that they make the Trotskyite plots look like picnic chatter; illicit funds dancing through Binance like characters in some wild Bulgakov marshland. 🌶️💸






