Behold, the institution of banking, that ancient titan, now stretching its tentacles into the digital abyss, where transactions zip about like overcaffeinated squirrels. 24/7, a phrase that evokes the eternal vigilance of a sleepless clockwork, yet somehow, the bankers manage to keep their eyes open. ⏳
Speaking to the Financial Times, Sethi spilled the beans: the UK’s regulatory overreach is so severe, users are locked out of 75% of crypto products. DeFi staking and lending? Gone. Like a magician’s trick, but without the magic. 🪄🚫
Bitcoin (BTC), the grand poobah of cryptocurrencies, took a nosedive to an intraday low of $102,461 on Wednesday, Nov. 12. That’s nearly 5% off its Tuesday high of over $107K. This dramatic plunge was a gracious retreat from the rally sparked by U.S. President Donald Trump’s “tariff dividend” remarks, which-surprise, surprise-failed to hold any lasting promise. At the time of writing, BTC had recovered slightly, but still showed a 2% loss over the past 24 hours. Truly inspiring stuff.
The source of this sudden decline in holiday spirit lies deep within the coin’s ecosystem, where whales and holders – those once-dedicated architects of Dogecoin’s meteoric rises – are now quietly slipping away, possibly in search of more promising digital waters. Even the most die-hard HODLers are losing their faith. The meme coin’s once-unbreakable Q4 streak seems to be slipping faster than a greased pig at a country fair.
This UNI token, it shivered and shook itself, climbing 28% in a single day. REACHING for a peak it hasn’t seen before – $8.42. All because some bright spark decided to tinker with the gears and actually start charging a fee. Imagine that!
Some players felt the pacing in The Last of Us Part 2 was uneven. That got me thinking – what video games consistently nail their storytelling, keeping you hooked from start to finish? I’m looking for examples across different genres, and don’t worry, I won’t spoil anything!
Gaming can be a costly hobby, especially with the price of consoles and games. Despite this, people are still buying – the Nintendo Switch 2, for example, has seen incredible sales. However, high console prices can be a deterrent, making the current PlayStation 5 discount particularly appealing.
For the past 40 years, Ubisoft has created many shooting games, including popular series like Tom Clancy and Far Cry. However, Rainbow Six Siege is their only major hit in the competitive multiplayer shooter scene. With other companies like PlayStation/Bungie and EA also entering this market, a recent leak suggests Ubisoft is planning its own entry. Now, details are emerging about what that game might be, and it appears to be a science fiction shooter set in space.
JPMorgan Chase, a name synonymous with prudent banking and, let’s be honest, rather a lot of money, has seen fit to launch JPM Coin (JPMD). One presumes they felt left out of all the digital shenanigans. It’s for their institutional clients, naturally. One wouldn’t want the hoi polloi getting their hands on it.
