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With a new 39 MW of critical IT power (because all that crypto needs a lot of juice) and Google backing Fluidstack with a cool $333 million, Cipher plans to fund their Netflix-level buildout with debt and about $118 million from their own secret stash. The projections look so good, they practically glow: 85-90% net operating income margin, and project costs of only $9-10 million per MW. Who knew that crypto computes could be so charming?

Well, folks, Plume, that modular RWA-focused layer 2 blockchain (yes, that’s a mouthful), made an announcement this Wednesday. And guess what? Tokenization titan Securitize has decided to broaden its DeFi horizons by launching institutional-grade assets on Plume’s Nest staking protocol. Now, that’s how you expand your footprint in the digital age.

These Class B shares, priced at 900 yen ($5.71) each, offer a fixed annual dividend of 4.9% on a notional amount of $6.34, translating to a modest $0.078 per quarter. Holders, should they so desire, may convert these preferred shares into common stock at a conversion price of $6.34. Yet, let it be known, the company retains a market-price call option, exercisable should the stock trade above 130% of the liquidation preference for twenty consecutive trading days. Non-voting, yet endowed with redemption rights under specific circumstances, these shares are indeed a curious instrument. 📈📉

According to the sagacious analyst, Ali Martinez, whose acumen in blockchain matters is beyond reproach, wallets of substantial means-holding between 1 million and 10 million XRP-have parted with a staggering 190 million tokens in the span of two days. This diminution in supply from such august wallets doth coincide with XRP’s recent plunge to a mere $2 on most exchanges. A lamentable state of affairs, indeed! 😱

Oh, what a delightfully dastardly duo! 💸 Tether, the mastermind behind the ever-so-stable USDT, has thrown its weight behind Parfin, a Latin American wizard who conjures up custody, trading, and on-chain magic! 🧙‍♂️ This partnership is like a chocolate factory for the financial world-except instead of sweets, it’s global payments, tokenized assets, and credit market … Read more

Mark my words, dear reader, Coinbase’s gonna fling open the gates for Aster (ASTER) spot trading on November 20, 2025. Why? Because the world’s either mad or just discovered crypto. The ASTER-USD pair’ll debut on Thursday, but only if the liquidity gods smile kindly. Aster’s a “next-gen” decentralized exchange-spot and perpetual trading rolled into one, like a circus with two rings and no elephants. 🐎