Bitcoin Glides Elegantly at $90K Amid US-Venezuela Drama-Oh, What a Surprise! 😏💰

Just a moment ago, our dear President, in a tone that might be expected of a gentleman with too much confidence, addressed the public, hinting perhaps at further adventures against Mexico-further evidence that international relations are as predictable as a Regency ball. Meanwhile, Venezuela’s president and his wife have apparently been “transported,” which could be taken as either a sign of remarkable efficiency or an appalling breach of diplomatic etiquette. 🕴️🚔



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