Bitcoin’s Dance of Folly: $1.4B Reserve & 650k BTC Hoard 🤑

The announcement arrives like a funeral dirge, as Bitcoin’s price plummets from its October glory. The company, ever the optimist, slashes its 2025 targets, a silent admission of the market’s cruel whims. Ah, the hubris of man! To think one could tame the beast of volatility! 😂







