Quantum Panic: Will Bitcoin Survive the Great Unraveling? 🧵💸
One Josh Otten, a scribe of our age, hath proclaimed that a quantum computer, armed with Shor’s algorithm, could unravel the very fabric of Bitcoin’s earliest wallets. “Behold!” he cried, “Satoshi’s treasure shall be laid bare, and the market shall crumble like a house of cards in a gale!” 🏰💨 Yet, in this grand tragedy, one wonders: is it not the height of hubris to assume such a fate?








