Google’s GCUL: The Blockchain That Thinks It’s Too Good for Your Crypto Cats 🐱💻
Rich Widmann, Global Head of Strategy for Web3 at Google Cloud (a title so grand it probably requires its own parking space), took to LinkedIn-yes, *that* LinkedIn-to declare GCUL a Layer 1 blockchain. For those keeping score at home, that puts it in the same league as Ethereum and Solana, though one suspects GCUL would rather sip tea with royalty than hang out with those blockchain ruffians. What sets GCUL apart? Why, Python-based smart contracts, of course! Because nothing says “cutting-edge finance” quite like coding in a language named after Monty Python. Developers, rejoice! You’ll now be able to build financial applications while humming “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.” 🎵