Strategy’s BTC Hoard Grows: Profits Skyrocket, Stock Price Plummets – Coincidence? 🚀📉
Michael Saylor, the high priest of this Church of Nakamoto, proudly declared the acquisition via X (formerly Twitter), his digital scroll of revelations. The faithful now know that Strategy’s BTC Yield stands at 26.1% YTD 2025 – a number as meaningful as a horoscope, but shinier. Their treasure chest now clinks with 641,692 BTC, purchased for “$47.5 billion and a bag of salted nuts,” as the peasants say. The first coin was acquired in August 2020, which feels like several internet lifetimes ago.




