🦑 Kraken King Jesse Powell Escapes FBI Tentacles! 🕵️‍♂️
This charade, born of a squabble with a non-profit—a tempest in a teapot, really—had nothing to do with Powell’s crypto empire. 🤑 Yet, how the winds of fate howl! Powell, ever the dramatist, declared, “Very glad to have this behind me. It never made sense… Wild how quickly you can have your life upended. I’m grateful for those who saw through it and for my stellar legal team. Now, turning my attention back to Kraken.” Oh, the theatrics! The returned devices, no doubt, sing his innocence like a choir of angels. 🎻