Wall Street & Silicon Valley Are Having a Midlife Crisis 😂 Here’s Who Wins the Crypto Cage Match 🥊
DeFi’s TVL is up 72% this year (from $53B to $127B), which sounds impressive until you realize it’s mostly banks trying to tokenize their grandma’s cookie jar and call it “innovation.” 🚀 Institutions are now buying into crypto like it’s a Black Friday sale at Tiffany’s: “I’ll take ten RWAs, and throw in a crypto wallet for my nephew!”


