🤑 Trump’s Crypto Tsar: A Tale of Bitcoins, Buffoons, and Bottomless Pockets! 🤑
Imagine, if you will, a return of 640% in a mere 12 moons! 🌕 Bloomberg, that bastion of financial gossip, doth report that this windfall sprang from investments in companies that hoarded Bitcoin like squirrels with acorns. But hark! 210k Capital, being a private entity, keeps its books under lock and key, though whispers from an anonymous source reveal a global treasure hunt spanning the US, UK, Canada, Australia, and Sweden. 🇸🇪