This installment introduces adorable baby dinosaurs and significantly expands building options, borrowing popular features from the creators’ Planet Zoo and Planet Coaster games.
Meanwhile, Arthur Hayes, that sartorially splendid oracle of crypto, has declared Japan’s stimulus a prelude to “fiat money printing,” which, he insists, will see Bitcoin rocket to $1 million. “Translation: Let’s print money to hand out to folks,” he quipped on X, as if orchestrating a grand financial waltz. 🎩🚀
O wretched GPT-5, whose returns plummeted with the grace of a falling apple! A loss of 64.22%, a total of $6,367 lost, a tale of despair. 🚩📉 The leaderboard, a stage of chaos, reveals that even the most advanced models are but jesters in the court of finance. 🎭
According to a Bloomberg report (yes, the same folks who make financial news sound like a soap opera), this service lets both companies shuffle US dollars, British pounds, and euros across borders faster than a politician dodging a tough question. Traditional banks? Oh, they’re still stuck in the “weekdays only” mindset, taking their sweet time to process payments while the rest of us have moved on to blockchain’s 24/7 party. 🎉
RV There Yet? challenges you to drive the length of Route 65. It sounds simple, but you’ll need to manage your resources, stay fed, and survive a long series of difficult and dangerous obstacles along the way. It’s a tough trip, and if the cost seems too high, you might not get the chance to try it.
The first paragraph really captures the essence of RV There Yet? This project from Nuggets Entertainment takes inspiration from the successful PEAK concept, but adds its own unique style.
I was so excited for Mortal Kombat 2 to come out on May 22nd, 2026, but now it’s been moved up a week! We’re getting it on May 15th, 2026 instead, which honestly, I’m not complaining about!
Pokémon Legends: Z-A’s trade codes make trading Pokémon much easier. Instead of arranging trades with random people online, these codes instantly connect you with someone who wants what you have, and vice versa, saving you a lot of time and effort.
XRP’s price is currently on a downward spiral, dropping 0.97% in 24 hours and 5.4% this week. It’s like watching a toddler’s temper tantrum, but with fewer snacks. 🍫
This team of heroes fumbles around Gotham, solving crimes with almost no skill, and falls far short of being called the ‘World’s Greatest Detective.’ They’re simply not very good at their jobs.
