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In an age where even the most mundane transactions require a PhD in blockchain, Gate has unveiled its own Layer 2 network, which they’ve christened “Gate Layer”-a name so uninspired it could only be the work of a committee of accountants and overpaid consultants. Built on the OP Stack, which is as comprehensible as a sonnet written in hexadecimal, and fully compatible with the Ethereum Virtual Machine, which is a bit like saying your toaster can also boil an egg. It’s all very impressive, if you’re the sort of person who finds the phrase “secure settlement layer” more thrilling than a trip to the seaside.

Circle’s president, the ever-optimistic Heath Tarbert, recently shared his ambitious plans with the Financial Times-a news source renowned for its insight, and also for being very serious about things that might not need to be serious at all. “We’re contemplating whether there’s a possibility of rolling back transactions,” he said. This sentiment sparkles with idealism, while simultaneously resembling a hamster running in a wheel: lots of effort but not going anywhere particularly useful. 🐹💫

Tether, that institution of quiet industry, has been diligently “printing” USDT with an almost frantic energy, pushing its market capitalization to heights previously unimagined. And naturally, where does this abundance of digital currency flow? Straight onto exchanges, naturally! As if preparing for…something.