AI Agents & Crypto: The Future is Here (and It’s Confusing) 💡

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Stablecoins, apparently, are processing $46 trillion in transactions. That’s more than the GDP of a few small countries and about the same as the number of times I’ve tried to understand blockchain. But here’s the kicker: they’re still trying to play nice with the old financial system, which is like teaching a toddler to drive a semi-truck. “Connecting digital dollars to existing financial rails” sounds exciting until you realize “existing financial rails” is just a fancy way of saying “a mess of outdated systems.”

Aevo’s Vault Drama: Old Money Woes & a 19% Haircut 😱

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With the solemnity of a 19th-century pamphleteer, Aevo unveiled a manifesto detailing its plan to dismantle Ribbon’s decentralized options vaults, victims of a Yuletide hack that spirited away $2.7 million from contracts as obsolete as a quill pen. Users, we are told, may withdraw funds posthaste once a contract upgrade debuts-next week, if the stars align. 🚀

How to Get Salazar Slytherin Shield in Monopoly GO

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The Salazar Slytherin Shield is a special, limited-time item you can earn while listening to the Harry Potter GO Album. The shield’s design includes a picture of Salazar Slytherin inside a gold, five-sided badge. It’s a standout cosmetic item during the event, particularly for those who support Slytherin House.

Quantum Panic: Will Bitcoin Survive the Great Unraveling? 🧵💸

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One Josh Otten, a scribe of our age, hath proclaimed that a quantum computer, armed with Shor’s algorithm, could unravel the very fabric of Bitcoin’s earliest wallets. “Behold!” he cried, “Satoshi’s treasure shall be laid bare, and the market shall crumble like a house of cards in a gale!” 🏰💨 Yet, in this grand tragedy, one wonders: is it not the height of hubris to assume such a fate?

Nintendo Switch 2 Gets More Compatibility Updates for Switch Games

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A great feature of Nintendo’s newest system is that it can play games from older consoles. Many fans were excited about this, as the original Switch couldn’t play physical Wii U games because it used game cards instead of discs. With the new system, players can enjoy a lot of classic games from a beloved era of Nintendo consoles. While this feature lets people play their existing Switch games on the updated hardware, it hasn’t been without a few problems.

Pokemon GO Reveals Community Day Classic Pokemon for January 2026

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Community Days are regularly scheduled events in Pokemon GO, happening about once a month. These three-hour events focus on a specific Pokemon, making it appear much more often and offering special rewards for evolving it. They’re also a great opportunity to find shiny versions of that Pokemon, as the shiny encounter rate is significantly increased. The latest Community Day Classic event features a popular starter Pokemon from the Sinnoh region.