Bitcoin Miners in Tariff Tango: A Comedy of Errors & Excess Fees 🇺🇸🔥
Behold, the White House-ever the patron saint of *confusion*-has decreed that machines from China shall henceforth wear a 57.6% tariff like a gilded crown, while those from Indonesia, Malaysia, and Thailand must settle for a mere 21.6%. Such arbitrary numbers! One imagines they were plucked from a roulette wheel at a particularly rowdy casino night. 🎲







