Bitcoin Miners 2025: Who’s Making Bank and Who’s Tanking? 💰⚡

Drumroll, please… 🥁 The crown goes to Bitmain’s Antminer S23 Hydro 3U, the Beyoncé of miners, clocking in at 1,160 TH/s and 11,020 W. It’s raking in $50.06 a day-basically a latte habit for the rich and hash-y. ☕ But hold your horses, it won’t hit the shelves until January 2026. Because, you know, suspense. ⏳







