XRP ETF Odds Surge: SEC Drama, Ripple Court Saga, and 95% Approval Mayhem!
No drama is complete without its protagonist analysts, and here strides Eric Balchunas, Bloomberg’s own soothsayer, undaunted by Crenshaw’s solo protest. Thirteen crypto ETFs, every one a fresh rejection from Crenshaw-one might say she collects ‘no’s the way some collect stamps. 💼 But Balchunas, along with the stoic James Seyffart, plants their flag: 95% approval odds, unwavering, eternal, mildly sarcastic. “She’ll vote no on everything,” Balchunas remarked on X (formerly known as the Oasis of Serious Commentary), “but it’s like one dissident at a Soviet trial. Dramatic, but ultimately, the majority yawns and presses the green button.”