💸 Crypto Chaos in Asia: Japan & South Korea Race to Reinvent Money (With a Dash of Sarcasm) 🚀

Meanwhile, across the Sea of Japan, South Korea’s e-commerce titan Coupang has decided it too wants a slice of this crypto cake. In cahoots with Tempo, they’re cooking up their very own layer-1 blockchain-a shiny new rail for stablecoins to zip along at breakneck speeds. Faster payments? Check. Lower fees? Double-check. Regulatory clarity? *Insert nervous laughter here.* While Seoul wrestles with red tape, optimists dream of won-backed stablecoins arriving by early 2026. One can only hope bureaucrats share their vision.




