If you thought things were finally calming down, bad news: just weeks post-hack, on August 13, 2024, it emerged that Nischal transferred—nay, yeeted—100% ownership of Shinjuku FZC LLC (one of those crypto holding companies with a name that sounds like sushi and a Bond villain’s lair) to his wife, Moujhari Guha. Not 10%, not 50%, but the whole enchilada. 🍣🕶️
Judge Torres, with the solemnity of a railway ticket inspector, announced: “Gentlemen, the locomotive of The Law chugs along. If the tracks haven’t changed, why should my train?” She reminded both legal warriors that no matter how much they tip their wigs or shine their boots, public judgments aren’t effaced by private nods. If Ripple and the SEC wish for peace, either they must drop their theater of appeals, or keep dancing through the corridors of bureaucracy.
The Mii Fighters in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate significantly contribute to the game’s unique character. Reflecting on the slogan “Everyone is Here!”, Miis offer players a way to insert characters not included in the main roster, with downloadable costumes extending this by incorporating characters from newly introduced series within Super Smash Bros. However, issues have arisen concerning cross-platform online play with the release of the Switch 2, prompting Nintendo to discourage using Mii Fighters online previously. It seems that these once prominent avatars have been overshadowed in recent updates.
In a recent development, Callina Liang has been confirmed as the beloved character Chun-Li in the upcoming “Street Fighter” movie. Regrettably, Walton Goggins declined the part of M. Bison, but it indicates that the antagonist is being considered for the project. The cast already includes Jason Momoa, Noah Centineo, Andrew Koji, and WWE sensation Roman Reigns. A fresh report hints at another actor and character joining the expanding ensemble of the film.
In the thrilling world of “World of Warcraft: The War Within,” I’ve come across these fascinating entities called Delves. These are solo-friendly or group-oriented instances that cater to every character specialization and role. Each Delve offers multiple narrative variations, altering the adversaries, goals, mechanics, and routes we traverse through the instance. These variants switch up daily, keeping each expedition fresh and unpredictable!
Despite its brief nap, Dogwifhat remains awake in the market, with trading volume plodding along quite healthily. This means that plenty of people are still keen—either to get rich or to have an excellent cocktail party story about their animated hat dog obsession.
The scam, called “pig butchering” (don’t worry, no bacon involved), is where tricksters feed you sweet nothings, fatten you up on fake romance, and then—CHOP!—your investments vanish. All the while the bank’s fraud detectors seemed to be taking a very, very long nap. Zidell shipped off 43 wire transfers totaling $20 million, which is either devotion or the most expensive online dating subscription in history. The complaint claims Citibank didn’t even try to chase down the dastardly crypto villains.
Yadav’s journey into the hall of fame for ill-conceived life choices began on Facebook, when a “Priya Sharma” slid into his DMs. Only, Priya was about as real as the free vacation giveaways in your spam folder, and twice as dangerous. Facebook begat WhatsApp begat Telegram, each platform more “secret” than the last (because nothing says “secured info” like passing it around messaging apps with more leaks than an old teabag).
Krak, a symbol of impatience with the sleepy, dust-laden habits of financial tradition, melts crypto’s urgent spark into the rusted machinery of global banks. Imagine sending wealth far and wide—110 countries, the press release says in a fevered whisper—across 300 conjured shapes of value, all without the cryptic rituals of bank codes or wallet numbers. The messenger is free. The metaphorical babushka is impressed. 👵
SHIB dropped 0.76% since yesterday, or as your uncle calls it, “still not enough to be worth anything at Thanksgiving.”