Investment Policy

So, when a company decides to hold Bitcoin on its balance sheet, they call it a corporate Bitcoin treasury. You know, because just having cash and boring old assets isn’t enough anymore. Who needs stability when you can have a digital rollercoaster ride? 🎢

As per Santiment, in June 2025, XRP recorded its highest number of whale transactions over $1 million this year. This spike suggests that institutional players and high-net-worth individuals are positioning for a major price move, which I believe could likely be in anticipation of a favorable legal outcome. 🐳💸

“The role of European powers is now more prominent as Tehran is unwilling to engage with US amid Israeli attacks. Zero enrichment will undoubtedly be rejected, especially now, under Israel’s strikes.” – reportedly said the official.

It appears that the House Bill 2324 is once again under the scrutiny of our honorable representatives, following a rather narrow vote of 16-14 in favor of its revival. One might recall that this very bill was cast aside in the month of May, much to the chagrin of its proponents.

But alas, dear reader, it seems that this assertion has been met with a most vehement denial from the TikTok powers that be. Their official policy account, TikTok Policy, took to the digital airwaves to label Sherman’s claim as “patently false and irresponsible.” One can almost hear the indignant tone, the righteous indignation, the—dare I say it?—the Trump-esque bombast. 😂

In a twist that would make even the most stoic of souls chuckle, nearly two hundred million dollars has been dispatched to the hallowed halls of Coinbase’s institutional branch. And lo! New whales, perhaps fresh from their own existential crises, have taken to accumulating Bitcoin through the arcane art of OTC platforms. Who knew that the pursuit of wealth could be so… entertaining? 😂

This newfangled product employs what they call the “diamond-hands” strategy. Sounds fancy, right? It’s all about clutching onto that Bitcoin like it’s the last cookie in the jar. The plan? Sell Bitcoin options to snag regular payments and scoop up more Bitcoin when the price takes a nosedive. Reports suggest this little venture is pulling in about 5% returns a year, with fluctuations so minimal you’d think they were on a diet. 📉

According to Glassnode, XRP wallets have raked in a cool $68.8 million in profits this month, the highest in over a year. Talk about a cash cow! 🐄 This surge in sell pressure is coming mostly from long-term holders who bought XRP for peanuts, like, below $0.60. Even with all the bullish vibes and a solid market structure, XRP just can’t seem to break through the $2.20 barrier. It’s like trying to get a seat at the cool kids’ table, but the cool kids are all taking a break. 😴

According to our modern-day soothsayers, the firm CryptoQuant (proving that analytics is simply commedia dell’arte with less wigs), the wallets of these impulsive actors—the short-term Bitcoin holders—have been rapidly emptied since late May. As of June 19, this motley crew commands but 4.5 million BTC, a tragic fall from their former 5.3 million BTC glory, all in less time than it takes a hypochondriac to list his symptoms.