In a twist that would make even the most stoic of souls chuckle, nearly two hundred million dollars has been dispatched to the hallowed halls of Coinbaseâs institutional branch. And lo! New whales, perhaps fresh from their own existential crises, have taken to accumulating Bitcoin through the arcane art of OTC platforms. Who knew that the pursuit of wealth could be so… entertaining? đ
This newfangled product employs what they call the âdiamond-handsâ strategy. Sounds fancy, right? Itâs all about clutching onto that Bitcoin like itâs the last cookie in the jar. The plan? Sell Bitcoin options to snag regular payments and scoop up more Bitcoin when the price takes a nosedive. Reports suggest this little venture is pulling in about 5% returns a year, with fluctuations so minimal youâd think they were on a diet. đ
According to Glassnode, XRP wallets have raked in a cool $68.8 million in profits this month, the highest in over a year. Talk about a cash cow! đ This surge in sell pressure is coming mostly from long-term holders who bought XRP for peanuts, like, below $0.60. Even with all the bullish vibes and a solid market structure, XRP just canât seem to break through the $2.20 barrier. Itâs like trying to get a seat at the cool kids’ table, but the cool kids are all taking a break. đ´
According to our modern-day soothsayers, the firm CryptoQuant (proving that analytics is simply commedia dellâarte with less wigs), the wallets of these impulsive actorsâthe short-term Bitcoin holdersâhave been rapidly emptied since late May. As of June 19, this motley crew commands but 4.5 million BTC, a tragic fall from their former 5.3 million BTC glory, all in less time than it takes a hypochondriac to list his symptoms.
Previously this month, developer FromSoftware announced that they would be introducing more powerful iterations of the Nightlords into their upcoming co-op action RPG. The first of these enhanced enemies, known as Everdark Sovereigns, has unexpectedly appeared. According to a post from publisher Bandai Namco, Adel, Baron of the Night (from the Gaping Jaw expedition), is currently leading the charge for players who have already defeated the initial boss in this new version.
Lucie has taken it upon herself to remind the Shiba Inu communityâand the world at largeâthat the cryptocurrency space is currently under siege. Not from the wolves of Wall Street, no, but from the lowly scammers peddling âget-rich-quickâ tokens that promise to turn your life around in the blink of an eye. But alas, whatâs the price of such promises? Your hard-earned money, of course. The market’s chaos makes it all too easy for these charlatans to pounce on unsuspecting investors like vultures on a dying carcass.
The Pi Network, ever the enfant terrible of the crypto soiree, has pranced its way through the first 100 days since unveiling the Open Networkâan event that involved, quite shockingly, more than a press release and a few exclamations of âRevolution!â.
Each week, you’ll encounter the formidable Boss with the Wide Maw, who will be joined by other Everdark Rulers in a rotating schedule. This rotation showcases powerful enemies for players to challenge not only their skills but also their camaraderie.
Inspired by the illustrious guaranteed income programs, the Dance Workforce Resilience (DWR) Fund shall bestow upon over 320 dancers the princely sum of $1,000 each, with no strings attached! Imagine, dear friends, a world where money flows as freely as the music in a bustling tavern! đś
Sherman trumpeted (pun inevitable) that âChinese owners of TikTok have announced they are buying âTrump Coinsâ for $300 million.â How does he know? Well, he saw it somewhere, possibly on the same internet that swears you can lose belly fat in five days by eating only pickles.
