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Alas, Bitcoin’s price has once again succumbed to the whims of fate, failing to breach the $108,800 resistance. It has now dipped below both the $108,000 and $107,000 levels, much to the chagrin of its most ardent supporters.

In fact, at least 98% of all holders are currently sitting pretty in profit, which is just delightful for their wallets. 💰

Data trackers everywhere cried into their spreadsheets when Ripple fired off 200 million XRP (that’s a lot of zeroes, folks! 💸) to—let’s be honest—probably someone’s second cousin’s nephew’s turtle. XRP holders, meanwhile, are sweating like it’s July in Miami, wondering: “Why now?”

And get this, the X platform didn’t even bother to give a solid reason for the suspension. Just a big ol’ shrug. But according to Coinpedia, it was probably because someone decided to play fast and loose with the rules. Shocking, right? In the world of crypto, who would’ve thought? 🙄

Alas! Bitcoin has dropped by $103,500, as traders prudently cut risk ahead of tomorrow’s FOMC decision. How very cautious of them!

Storm was put on trial on July 2, 2025, on charges related to Tornado Cash, a software protocol that allows transactions on the Ethereum blockchain to be conducted privately. Prosecutors are accusing him of enabling more than a billion dollars in illegal funds. According to Paradigm’s brief, the jury must understand that to find Storm guilty, they need evidence that he charged fees, controlled funds, and knowingly dealt with criminal proceeds. Because, you know, being a software developer is just like being a bank robber, right? 🤷‍♂️

Bitcoin (BTC) is currently sitting pretty at $103,430, down 3.8% today and almost 5% for the week. That’s a lot of red for something that was just flexing above $107,000. What happened, Bitcoin? You were doing so well! Looks like it’s lost some of its charm, and its short-term support levels are like that friend who says they’re going to the gym but never actually shows up.

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